The world is enamored with the President of the United States casting his steely-eyed gaze upon a vicious fly and sending it straight to BUG HELL! Check it out!
So after watching that, I thought to myself I'm hungry he used his hand. Mr. Miyagi used a set of chopsticks.
I have overdosed on manly fortitude and for that reason my weapon of choice is...
That's so funny...the first thing I thought when I read that story was "That's cool, but he's no Mr. Miagi" and then I thought "How do you spell Miagi?" and then I thought "Is it two g's?" and then I thought "I wonder if there are any e's in there" and then I got tired and made a sandwich. The end.
See, that is another great thing about my feat. Not only was I able to narrow my incredible focus to eliminate the dangerous fly, I was also able to keep my white hot focus long enough to google the "Karate Kid."
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That's so funny...the first thing I thought when I read that story was "That's cool, but he's no Mr. Miagi" and then I thought "How do you spell Miagi?" and then I thought "Is it two g's?" and then I thought "I wonder if there are any e's in there" and then I got tired and made a sandwich. The end.
See, that is another great thing about my feat. Not only was I able to narrow my incredible focus to eliminate the dangerous fly, I was also able to keep my white hot focus long enough to google the "Karate Kid."
I know, I know. I amaze me too.
This blog was kind of boring
Thanks Lordman, I try my best!
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