OK, so THE WIFE has a plan to be in our children's memory long after she is gone.
When she passes she has left instructions for me to have her ashes crushed into a diamond which we will then set into a ring. The ring will be given to our oldest son. We figure the conversation with his future bride will go like this:
Andrew: Will you marry me? (Holding out THE RING)
Future Wife: Oh yes Andrew!
Andrew: Here take this ring, it was my mother.
Future Wife: Oh how sweet! This was your mother's ring you say? How sweet!
Andrew: Uhhhhh. No, actually I said it WAS my mother.
Future Wife: EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
1 comment:
Awww, how sweet and creepy!
My husband read something about this once and asked me if I'd like to have his remains made into a diamond I could wear. I said yes, but only if I could pawn it for something really awesome. Like Aerosmith Guitar Hero.
Just kidding...I wouldn't pawn him for Guitar Hero. Maybe for Rock Band though.
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