Look at the evidence...
As you can see from the illustration, I am freakishly out of proportion. I need to sew two shirts together end to end to cover my freakish abdomen. I also HAVE TINY LEGS! This is not fair. I can't run from danger... I am like a penguin without the tux. Just label me victim and let me get my wallet out to hand to you Mr. Robber.
IS THERE A CURE???
3 comments:
I am sorry, but this picture is drawn not to true scale, or else the head would be quite a bit larger also. I know that your head and legs have to be the same length if they were laid side by side.
Long torso's are hot.
Seriously, it keeps you from getting a beer belly. Plus, more skin to tattoo.
Hmmmm...Yep, the head should be bigger....
Love ya!
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